Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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