we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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