Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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