I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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