Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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