He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
do nipples grow back?
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