Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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