I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think people are normalizing furries
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
