yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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