ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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