Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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