I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
