I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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