Having a random hookup so left but love u
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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