bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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