babies were throwing up all over the place
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We have started to decorate penises.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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