If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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