brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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