he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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