So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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