ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I want to fling myself into the sun
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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