Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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