brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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