i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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