Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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