What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
It's just like the Real World with babies
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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