what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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