i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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