Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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