Don't you send me to vm
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
