It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
BRING THE BAGELS
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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