Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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