have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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