What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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