Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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