Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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