You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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