can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
