i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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