So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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