Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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