Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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