Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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