Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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