But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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