ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
did you just send me my own nude
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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