btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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