Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
