Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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