i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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