I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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