I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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