Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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