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I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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