also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Hippo gnu deer
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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