Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
