stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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